Why Black Is A good Colour

If you're one of those misguided idiots that lacks the brains to actually read my meager ramblings, then you're probably used to the gigantic amount of black used on people's blogs and webpages. Why do I do it? Is it because I'm emo? A vampire perhaps? Actually, it's a very practical reason, you judgemental assholes. Black pixels don't need as much power as white ones do. I'm not a bleeding heart, I just want to kill off the rest of the planet all old-fashioned like. What kind of pathetic excuse for a man would kill off a polar bear using environmental change? The only honorable way to do it is to extinct them with a bottle of Smirnoff, a Mosin Sagant (shitty Russian rifle) and a shiv made out of ivory. Why use (mostly) Russian equipment for the job? Russians are fucking bear people, and what's more dramatic that bear vs. bear people? Not much else, that's what. So next time you're planning to surf the internet, go laugh at some emos - let the new generation grow up with the ancient tradition of killing the rest of the planet the way it should be done. Using conventional weaponry.